Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Terrible idea I love it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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