2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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