Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
