recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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