Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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