this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
