Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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