i jhust puked up my retainher.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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