heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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