My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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