That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Let's paint friendship bongs
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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