I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
so much tequila, so little girl.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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