I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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