the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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