Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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