Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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