As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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