i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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