Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You left your phone here
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