don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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