is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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