I think my vagina is haunted
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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