oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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