and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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