i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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