I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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