She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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