If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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