and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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