dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
operation harelip BJ is a go
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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