Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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