Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
