i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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