Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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