I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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