you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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