If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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