is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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