Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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