there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Dear god my vagina.
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