My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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