john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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