I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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