if you like me you must not know who I am
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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