Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I wear drunk well.
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