last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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