i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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