My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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