I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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