i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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