North Korea, Best Korea!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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