HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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