The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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