its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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